Truth.

1. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
2. Map quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
3. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone so I know not to answer when they call.
4. Sometimes I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. 
5. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 
6. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. 
7. How many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand what they were saying.
8. Sometimes I will look at a clock 3 different times and still not know what time it is.

Sounds like my boyfriend will report to spring training around March 5th. Time has gone by way too fast.